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germanturkey · Oct 13, 2008, 07:19 PM // 19:19

haha.. wtb ability to change name.

illidan009 · Oct 13, 2008, 11:14 PM // 23:14

Not THE funniest but something just happend 3 hours ago. Doing Elusive Golemancer primary quest, me(permasin runner) with a Mesmer and a Dervish. Dervish was leader with 3 heroes(naturally the hench follow him too)
Get to the flux matrix part, I die due to bad timing of sf. Mesmer tries to finish, dies.

Dervish: "Lol noobs now you'll never finish. I'm going afk. kthxbai LOOOL"

...as if you'd finish.

We left and redid the quest in 20 minutes

hyori finkl · Mar 14, 2009, 06:34 PM // 18:34

Takes place in third level by Fendi. The scenario is I got bored of running SoO dungeon so I decided to tag along with another runner. The time that we've been in the dungeon is an hour and ten minutes, the runner is dying from Fendi, and his guildie ranger is aggroing like a mad man. So, here I am giving advices to the runner while one of the other players says....

Other player: Shut up, you don't know anything.
Me: No, you shut up. I've ran this dungeon more times than you will ever pay for runs.
Other player: So, you're dumb. Shut up noob.
Me: You're the noob. I'm simply giving the runner advices to go off from and you're flipping out.
Other player: *sends me a link* check that link out and you will see that I'm no noob.
Me: Ok. *copies link and pastes on internet...*
Other player: See, I told you I'm not a noob.

Here's the picture that the dude sent me. Notice that the stacks of ecto are in 5 and some of the materials are not highlighted, yet, oddly enough he has a stack of it. For some reason "Noob" comes to the top of my head when I saw this picture.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8764/23871740.jpg

Put a link instead of a big picture next time, please ~ Earth

Loki Seiguro · Mar 14, 2009, 06:41 PM // 18:41

Um not in game but I was helping my teacher tape commentaries and one of the kids said this:

" Well its a hyperbole obviously because you can't split your stomach open like a melon"

I had to stifle a laugh..don't know why lol.

SS Necro · Mar 14, 2009, 06:47 PM // 18:47

I'd have to say any of the arguments about cost of items being sold would be my addition. Fake money, fake items, why argue. LOL

Kamakazi112 · Mar 14, 2009, 07:31 PM // 19:31

heh....met random dude today

me: your a noob..just tell me what ur offering
him: OMFG IM A NOOB!??!?!....i got a vizu and a beetle and im r10 hero
me: money proves what?
him: ...nothing it doesnt prove nething but you fail at life and gw
me: i fail at life cause i dont have a vizu liek you?
him: yes cause ur sitting on the internet callnig ppl noobs and thats why u fail at gw...AND FAIL AT LIFE .
me: ..wtf

Hmm... i find it really funny how when people have money they think their so good and stuff....then they compare gw to life....

distilledwill · Mar 14, 2009, 07:48 PM // 19:48

I get this in HB all the time:

Me: GG
Player: Omg, get a good build.
Me: So, you're saying I suck?
Player: You suck n00b.
Me: But I just beat you, what does that mean about you?
Player: OMG N00B! *ignore*

Kumu Honua · Mar 14, 2009, 08:00 PM // 20:00

Warrior in JQ: OMG pussy ranger running!
Me: Poisons, bleeds, and runs toward quarry with illusionists and elementalists and pin down ranger.
Warrior in JQ: Can't fight like a man!
Me after he respawns: Whirl, Poison, Bleed, Interrupt lions, Kill stupid non-stance removing warrior. No one else around.
Warrior in JQ: Can't kill me without a monk huh?
Me: O_o?

Sword Hammer Axe · Mar 14, 2009, 08:43 PM // 20:43

I just got legendary vanquisher and I got 6 congrats for that title from random people who probably saw me get it while in outpost. I like that ^^ and a 7th comment:

Random guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
me: ?
random guy: Noob noob noob noob noob!
me: Why are you calling me a noob?
random guy: Wait invite me to friends list and wait a sec.

I did so because I'm curious. He changed character.

Random guy on other character: Noob! See? Even this char thinks you're a noob!

I lost interest then lol

BenjZee · Mar 14, 2009, 08:47 PM // 20:47

Ahile ago.....
Aww crap the monk and elly left.
me: Don't worry i have herpes
group: ???
me: oh shit one letter to the left makes unfortunate typo

StormDragonZ · Mar 14, 2009, 11:01 PM // 23:01

*playing on my female Necromancer*
Me: WTS Random Green Items
Other Person: 5k for all
Me: Works for me. Where to meet?
Other Person: Nvm i don't buy from guys who play on chick toons.
*switches to male Mesmer*
Me: WTS Random Green Items
Other Person: you again?
Other Person: stop trying to sell crap on crap accounts. Go play WOW.

The Lost Explorer · Mar 15, 2009, 02:33 AM // 02:33

In AB:

guy: Everyone go to middle
Me: No 4-4-4 plz
guy: STFU NOOB Mob = Win!
Me: ok w/e....
2 Mins after, Other Team wins
Me: Mob=Win?
Guy: STFU Noob there mob was bigger so we failed
Me: /sigh right right stupid me

i swear......i lol'd in rl tho

....

street peddler · Mar 15, 2009, 03:33 AM // 03:33

*generic smite monk casts Ray of Judgment*

dumbest thing iver ever seen

eljer · Mar 15, 2009, 03:46 AM // 03:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmithyBen

Ahile ago.....
Aww crap the monk and elly left.
me: Don't worry i have herpes
group: ???
me: oh shit one letter to the left makes unfortunate typo

Thanks for the laugh

StormX · Mar 15, 2009, 08:04 AM // 08:04

So we're in the snowball arena. My team is Grenth and the other team is Dwayna. This dude from the opposing team asked how to get the skill Holiday Blues. Someone told him to bring a present to Grenth, and he brought it over to our side. Not surprisingly his teammates weren't too pleased:

My monk's name is gatekeeper radik. It fools people. Sometimes.

A few seconds later...

translated: Asdsd, you are a scammer. Waiting here all day, have you earned enough by scamming to buy your mom a coffin?

In Kaineng====

Guy A: "WTB unded pig!!!"
Guy B: "Undead pig? Oh no...its a HAMPIRE!"

In Etnaran====

X : "lol one wammo and one nigro"
Y: "Nigro? Is that a racist class?"

I found out that nigromante=necro in Spanish =.=

own age myname · Mar 15, 2009, 01:44 PM // 13:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Lost Explorer

In AB:

guy: Everyone go to middle
Me: No 4-4-4 plz
guy: STFU NOOB Mob = Win!
Me: ok w/e....
2 Mins after, Other Team wins
Me: Mob=Win?
Guy: STFU Noob there mob was bigger so we failed
Me: /sigh right right stupid me

i swear......i lol'd in rl tho

....

If you were Kurzick, I probably played against you yesterday :P

Kamakazi112 · Mar 15, 2009, 04:07 PM // 16:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sword Hammer Axe

I just got legendary vanquisher and I got 6 congrats for that title from random people who probably saw me get it while in outpost. I like that ^^ and a 7th comment:

Random guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
me: ?
random guy: Noob noob noob noob noob!
me: Why are you calling me a noob?
random guy: Wait invite me to friends list and wait a sec.

I did so because I'm curious. He changed character.

Random guy on other character: Noob! See? Even this char thinks you're a noob!

I lost interest then lol

LMFAO by far the best

/win

Wish Swiftdeath · Mar 15, 2009, 04:20 PM // 16:20

http://www.teamquitter.com/phpBB2/vi...4d0443b4033af0

Funniest shit ever

poor guy

Edit: 2nd page will make you understand

NuclearSlug · Mar 17, 2009, 07:56 AM // 07:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sword Hammer Axe

Hmmmm funniest moment... Would have to be in Old Ascalon where a guy needed a run.

Me: Running to LA 2 k a person
Goof: Can I come?
Me: Sure, as long as you can pay ^^
Goof: Ummmm I can't really pay
Me: Well I am not going to run for free you know. Maybe if you have something decent for trading?
Goof: I have 100^ red iris flowers
Me: Sorry that's not enough.
Goof: I can also suck your nipples interactively
Me: You can what?

(I ended up running him just for the heck of it and sure enough he wrote *sucks ******'s nipples* once every 10 seconds XD)

I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard!

Archress Shayleigh · Mar 17, 2009, 04:02 PM // 16:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horus

ROFLOLMAOMG Those are hilarious!